GNARLENE'S FROTHY FOTOS: RIKKETTS

Many of you are keen to keep up on the exploits of my precocious little daughter Rikketts, so I have gathered here some treasured family fotos of her.  I hope you enjoy them.

Feeding times are special.  I just have to remind myself that the bottle goes in the mouth hole area.  There was some confusion on this score early on, but patience and perseverance pay off in the end.   And during the healing process, Rikketts sported around in her eyepatch and made believe she was a pirate.....  Oh the memories.

Taking my cue from Jacko, I decided to use Rikketts in the foto shoot for my fagtastic new album "That's So GAY!"   Rikketts and I shamelessly parodied Nirvana and the famous Michael Jackson balcony scene.  Some people see this as child exploitation, whatever.... they didn't get to see the  look of desperate joy on Rikketts little face when the 16 hour shoot was over and she received her food pellet reward.

 That is smoke coming out my nose.  It is not snot. OK?