This shit's got Cheney and Bush Sr. written all over it.
Question Secrecy?
Simon says, kill that kid.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Wonder if they've given Cheney his bionic heart yet?
Give blood. The Middle East is running way low.
Bush: If children around the world are utterly terrified, then I will be satisfied that I have done my job.
Lick the boot of the conquering worm bitch.
Sorry. This country's occupied.
You're enslaved. Deal with it.
This reality shit sucks, and with the fascist, draconian drug war on top of all this shit, there's no longer any escape.
GAME OVER, RESET.
Why march in the streets for your freedom, when you can sit on your ass at home and watch it on TV?
I’m not afraid to fly!
country song…ew.
I'm driving my tank over you…your bones is all crushed now it's true. Your guts done squished out, and your heart split right in two… driving my tank over you…
I don't go walkin' after midnight in my neighborhood!
Bush: Give me puberty… or give me death.
I welcome death… for some.
All that money for those fucking tanks and they don't even get a fancy toilet seat!
(turn your wet dreams into reality
with the proven Dick Cheney method.
As seen on TV.
Sir, we got a bogey coming in at 1, 1, niner. Permission to launch counteroffensive and scramble all available brains immediately.
Tom, what's the color-code today, I don't want to clash with the oranges and reds.
My names George…. And I'm a waraholic.
Disarm Bush.
Zoinds.. Chief O'Hara, that nefarious nabob of no good, Empire Man, is terrorizing Gotham with his fear rays and scorched earth tactics. Activate the Bat signal immediately.
GeeDubya, do you solemnly swear to destroy the constitution of the United States and the freedom it represents, so help you God?
Fuck yeah dude.
Give me a Liberty Mutual term life insurance policy… or give me death.
Hey Dick how was I on TV with Blair at the summit?
Uh… brilliant Mr. President… all the networks said so.
You see Mr. President… this is where being a Texan is a big leg up. It's all a matter of driving the cattle where you want them to go.
If you see him first George, give Satan my love.
What's love got to do with it?
Sir, the secret CheneyBot prototypes are ready for field testing now.
Cool… did you get the laser-eye bug thing worked out?
Paging Dr. Kevorkian, white courtesy telephone please.
Sir, where should we plant these weapons of mass destuction?
I think Ashcroft is right. We should get rid of the ATF and just let gun owners police themselves.
"Aaahh…I can't believe it's not butter!"
Pretty soon, the right to keep and bear arms will be the only freedom we have left.
Warrant? We don't need no stinking warrant. Have you been living under Iraq or something?
These troubling circumstances allow for no half-measures. Bartender, make it a double.
My album?
You can't handle my album!