(Bushes moral leadership)
Help. I've fallen and I can't get up.
I think Bush is doing a good job. Can't say I have a problem going in and killing lots of kids and stuff. I mean, if it means they'll be free.
I just really want to know who the fuck is getting off on this sick shit and why.
$o gee, what'$ the debt up to now?
I need a bong hit.
Where's Bush's wife what's her name?
Is she all taped in and secured or what?
Sorry old lady. You can't have any prescription drug coverage now. We spent everything killing those Iraqi people and rebuilding their shattered homeland.
I miss those innocent days when corporate corruption and financial scandal were the worst crap going down on the news.
This is some sick fucking capitalist dreamworld.
(you're not in Kansas anymore)
Pay no attention to the man with his hand up my puppet ass. The great OZ has spoken.
You Are A Pig!
Live extravagantly, so that others may simply die.
I told you so.
Why spend millions on renewable energy, when you can spend billions killing the fuck out of people and taking their bloody oil.
Oooo.. I'm driving my life away. Hoping for a better day…
At least the mindless cubicle life of work is some relief from all this reality.
Will Saddam be erased from the history books now?
I'm shocked at the awful people who took over my government!
Shock and Awe. We make it abroad, so we can offer it to you at these incredible prices.
Make it stop mommy.
I need a doll.
Wheez…Tony… I am your son. Come over to the Darkside.
Come to think of it. Cheney did always look kinda deranged and scary. It's sad when people take their mental illnesses out on others though.
Is there a cure for what these sick fucking power trippers have?
No. Sorry. I gave away my power at the office.
I'm tripping on you weak fucking sheep people.
What ever happened to live free or die?
I don't care… more killing and horror… whatever. I just want this war over quickly so my husband can come home safe.
I already support the troops with my blood money.
Jesus Christ, when the fuck will you people be satisfied?
Would you like to buy a
"Support Our Troops" lollypop? Sucker.
Are you tripping yet?
This shit is better than drugs.
Oh no dearie, it's not considered at all in poor taste to paint those racist, inhuman slogans on our weapons of mass destruction. After all, as Mr. Bush says, those people are all terrorist irregulars.
Here's my Fatwa. Grow a fucking brain.
Wonder who's gonna be first to pre-emptively invade us? France? Russia? Coalition of the willing?
So I'm watching TV and having dinner, when all the sudden this Iraqi kids head just fucking explodes all over.
Jesus fucking Christ why do they have to show that shit when I'm trying to eat?
(one for Stones fans)
The big Iraq attack, it’s a gas gas gas.
My heads spinning. Tell Ari Fleisher to make it stop.
Oooo. Oooo. I got a crush on you.
This is what fascism looks like!
It's pretty bad when you can become a fascist dictator without actually winning an election first, or writing a creepy, racist book.
(new song, you provide melody)
Oh England you're my Austria, together we shall rule. From Afghanistan to the Sea of Japan our Empire'll be so cool.
I'm gonna start fluffing my resume, so I can become a bitch-assed Colonial Governor now, dude.
I'm a stranger in
a strange land
Honored delegates of the United Nations. We all know this country possesses weapons of mass destruction, and has proven time and again its willingness to use them to topple and destabilize the governments of sovereign nations. The resolution has passed. The United States, and its outlaw regime will be neutralized. We will give President Bush 48 hours to leave the country or Operation "See How The Fuck You Like It" will begin.
Man, I'd kill for a gallon of gas right about now.
Let's get all that Arctic
Wildlife Sanctuary oil now. And if those fucking Eskimos and penguins try to fucking stop us… well shit, you know
Fun alternative names for this war:
Operation: You're so fucking softened up with all these sanctions, you don't care who rules over your miserable asses anymore.
Operation: You deserve a break today. Where do you want it, leg, arm or neck?
Operation: Oooo, look at all the pretty lights.
Operation Food: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Operation Death Spiral of Freedom.
I'm getting a total boner just thinking about the monster SUV I'll be able to afford once we control the gas prices.
It may seem like we're doing rotten, evil things now, but believe me; future generations will thank us for our farsighted wisdom.
Honey, what's a four letter word for unspeakable evil that begins with b?
Do you think Bush doesn't give a shit about global warming cause he knows he's starting Armageddon soon?
When the rapture comes Bush, you're going down.
Freedom? You can't handle freedom!
(new verse Whitney. Get out of that coke bag and start learning it)
I believe the children have no future. Brainwash them now to accept their miserable fates. Show them what it's like to starve and die…
The Kids Aren't All Right!