As you sew, so shall you rip.
I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about N. Korea dude.
I like your stuff. Die now please.
I'm so glad Princess Diana didn't have to see this.
Fucking chainsaws of evil. 
Mindfucked Over Matter.
Yeah, guess who Saddam left it all to in his will?
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
I'm gonna bomb that man right outta my hair.
I got a trippy feeling we're all going to nirvana soon.
It's a nice planet but shit, they don't last forever.
Every time I see a tree, I look to see if it's dying.
Who Fucking Cares?
I think Bush's moral compass must be being affected by the Bermuda Triangle.
Dear world,
Just woke up from my psychotic nightmare. Sorry about the mess. Killing myself now.
W.
Mr. President. There is an important decision to make. Save the planet, or start an evil war that will have hellish consequences for generations to come.
Damn Dick, this jobs fucking tough!
What the fuck do you mean this war was unprovoked, you stupid liberal dumb ass.
I'd say we provoked the shit out of it.
Just took a big data dump in your inbox.
Sorry about the mess. Gnarlene out
Alternative fuels? I'd rather fight than switch.
Honey, I bombed the kids!
You can have my sexy, powerful SUV when you pry it off my cold withered reproductive organ.
I hear Chevy is making an armored SUV with machine gun mounts. They're calling it the
Terminator SS. That's something you do nazi everyday.
Bush's puppet masters are so crazy ass smart I bet they've got the next war all planned out already. Can't wait for the PSYOPS on that one.
Now I gotta say. I'm for lowering taxes. If this is how they're gonna spend my money.
Fucking war is messing up my sports programming. Just tell me when it's over already.
Yeah, tax the fucking rich! They're the only motherfuckers making money these days.
I can't say I understand your ancient religion or culture. But I don't really need to, to put a bullet in your brain do I?
Start clearing this shit over here right away. This is where the McDonalds is going.
Just agree with me. I'm so tired of killing people today.
Our soldiers are the best-trained, best equipped homicidal zombies in history.
Hey Private Ethnicwatzitz, I have a very dangerous mission I need you to volunteer for.
Good thing they rescued that soldier chick from the hospital. I hear they were using unsterile bandages on her wounds.
How dare they go all Guantanamo on our POW's?
I have been manipulated into believing that the US mass media is full of shit.
Hey. Are you looking at me funny? Yeah.
I think you are. Bang.
I'm starting to miss the cold war. At least I got a little sleep then.
We're truly sorry lady. But from a distance that doll really looked like a C4 shoe bomb.
(showtunes)
Get in your big black burqa… and put on a happy face.
I'm getting all jiggy with this shit.
We're gonna clean up this town. Tommy, warm up the nukes.
They got so much fucking collateral damage they could open a bank.
Sure there's gonna be some civilian casualties. Nobody ever said death was gonna be fun.
Yeah, this part of the war is kind of tough. But afterwards we're throwing a big swimming party for all the kids. In pools of acid.
Depopulate Iraq. Move in the Palestinians. I think I see where he's going with this.
Wonder if they're running low on
Virgins in heaven yet.
There's no burden that troubles the human heart more than being asked to dig ones own grave.
Bush is the radical!
OK Rush, I killed all those bastards. Now what do you think I should do? Surprise me George. Here's a dartboard of the world.
Killer.
I'm still trying to fathom how creating all this hatred and resentment is going to increase our global market share.
Great, I lost my fucking job, and the only thing on TV is this goddamn war.
It's all good. With their skin tones, those Iraqis look stunning in black.
I know those banned weapons are around here somewhere. Check that bunker we built for him in '83.
Yee haw! We are the fucking world's largest arms exporting and using country of all fucking time.
I'm humping my hand just thinking about all those dead babies.
We want you to know that those Muslim people living in this country, that we haven't rounded up yet,should continue to pay taxes until we do.
Go back on the booze George. You're sobriety isn't worth this shit.
(someone wasn't paying attention in meetings)
God, grant me the severity to change the things I can't accept. The courage to bomb the things
I can. And the fission to split the difference.
Look. It's not personal. It's just business.
I hear we're renaming Iraq, Bush's Folly now.
If you weren't so fucking dead you'd be dangerous.
Ahhh. I miss the glory wars of the democratic Presidents. This Iraq redux shit is so Bush League.
(we've got pep)
Attack Iraq. Then cut some slack. Get some more missiles then come on back. Goooo Patriots.
Gawd Mary, those nasty missiles are not my idea of fun cruising.
How many dead hippie protesters can you get in a VW bus?
I would have thought global domination would feel a lot cooler than this.
OK, I'm down with the war now.
Can I please go?
I couldn't be grooving on this shit anymore if I were sawing my own head off.
Thank you Mr. President. We are compiling excellent field data on the new weapons systems. Those computer simulations were weak and boring compared to this cool shit.
I'd speak out against this war if I weren't so afraid of being put in a concentration camp.
Good thing they didn't attack us first, knowing we were going to attack them cause we thought they might attack us.
Clearly Judge, this was a case of self-defense. Check out the look of rage in this dead kid's eyes.
Gee, maybe all those pink triangles will really come in handy now.
There's a fine line between exercising your civil rights, and fomenting domestic terrorism. And it's getting finer all the time.
Can't we all just hit the bong?