Honk if your aggressive impatience is causing you mental problems
If Bush gets any more fucking compassionate we'll all be in the camps soon.
If Bush is the best we can do now,
I'm moving to France.
It's like a bad scary movie and you're pretty sure you already know how it's going to end.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow Government knows!
Too bad George pissed the Germans off. I bet they got some talent, could get some camps cranking sicher schnell.
No George no! You were supposed to help resolve the middle east crisis. Not clone it!
Screaming Fucking Bloody Mess!
Oh I know dearie, I know. I shall never forgive Barbara for not getting that abortion.
Guess we'll just have to make it an all out Crusade for the Holy Lands now.
My dear Barbara. You must be so proud. Do you think you could have George give me Syria or Jordan? It's Kenneth's birthday next week.
Why walk a mile for a camel when you can just kill it with a stinger missile.
This war on terror has got me feeling so safe now. Hope the pharmacies are doing OK.
If we nuke them. They will glow.
(hum along cola nuts)
I'd like to buy the world some coke…and keep it on its knees.
Once Saddam's gone, all traces of brutal autocratic rule will be quickly replaced with brutal theocratic magnificence. Yea.
Ouch! I'd feel more fucking liberated if you stopped dropping bombs on my head.
Hmmm. War's getting confusing and messy. We'd better kill them all just to make sure.
Were you at all surprised that most of the Iraqi weapons are American?
Hey Putin. Let's do some arms control talks. After I wipe these motherfuckers off the face of the earth.
All this money, death and destruction to wipe out one guy. Next time George, just do like
Saddam and hire a hit man.
If Bush had any stones he would have just challenged Hussein to a pistol duel.
Knew he'd lose I imagine.
You need to just shut the fuck up while our brave sons and daughters are fighting for your freedoms.
I wouldn't have even imagined those dastardly Iraqi's would fight so fiercely for their homeland. It's certainly not the American way.
If this were really a democracy, we could vote to use Bush as a human shield.
Does Bush dig that song War Pigs or what?
My dad works for a dope sick madman, and he's killing foreign Moslems for real yo!
We average Americans can not know the reasons and causes of these complicated conflicts. We can only suspect that it is about power and money and trust that we will receive none of either.
Better give Lockheed a tax break. Their getting their asses kicked with all these war contracts.
Is this war just some elaborate scheme to get around the new campaign finance laws?
Follow the money!
(beltway country club humor)
All we are saying… is give us contracts.
War gives me a boner!
Mr. President. If we can make this war last another three months we can get rid of our entire depleted uranium stockpiles.
Are you better off than you were two years ago?
Economically we're fucked. But this war sure makes a pleasant diversion.
New Workfare rules. Want a check? Get a job in Iraq.
(Bushes amazingly sick confession)
I like to watch.
I'll take a stained blue dress over this sick crap any fucking day.
Bush and many catholic priests share this philosophy: We will leave no child behind!
So what the fuck are we doing now? Sharpening up the Axes of Evil?
Nothing like a good invasion and occupation to whip up fanatical religious hatred.
Don't blame me. I voted for Nader.
How can I support the troops?
I don't have a fucking job!
Florida. You stupid fucking bastards!
I hear their hanging anyone named Chad in Egypt now.
Got any more bright ideas George?
Wonder what effect all this shock and awe stuff is having on global warming?
Re-elect Al Gore
(the $75,000,000,000 man)
We can destroy him… We have the technology.
Somehow I can't help but think that Tinky Winky must be behind all this.
If Jesus weren't so pissed at all the feminists and homosexuals, he wouldn't be making Bush do all this evil crap.
Either Bush or I must be psycho. But which one? Which one?
Did Bush get a hold of some of those go pills or what?
These new precision munitions are so crazy accurate, now they're falling in
Saudi Arabia and Iran!
All Hail USA. Welcome the conquering liberators, who've already had their boots on our starving, scurvy assed necks since the last fucking war.
Might as well just declare war on the rest of the world and get those tax cuts rolling.
Why don't we get the rich to support our troops by paying some taxes?