I'm not gonna worry about it. In a hundred years or so, this will all blow over.
I'd say it's about time the Electoral College lost its accreditation.
Thank you Supreme Court for selecting this pinhead. Jerks!
(Bush to Commander Tommy Franks)
Bring me the head of Saddam Hussein, so I can skullfuck his brain.
Bush: No Mr. Rogers. I can't say day jaw voo. What the fuck are you talking about?
Do you get the feeling this wars like a big porno movie for Bush?
Yes Rodney, I'm sure we can all get along. After I kill all these nice Moslem people.
I wonder if O Sama has slipped into Iraq yet?
So what if we're killing Iraqi civilians? Most of them would have starved under the sanctions anyway!
How come so many of our soldiers were issued the green camouflage outfits?? I'd complain.
I wonder if the Shadow Government knows Bush will get his ass beat in the next election? Who will they pick next?
I don't care. I don't vote.
It doesn't seem to make any difference.
Give me MTV or give me death.
Hope the media remembers how to spell quagmire.
Once we control Baghdad, I'm sure those crazy suicide bombers will just give up.
Is Bush human?
I can't wait. Half the fun of destroying a country is in rebuilding it afterwards.
Holy Fuck!… Armageddon out a here!
The Patriot Act Is Unpatriotic.
Let's Roll… back taxe$ for my wealthy puppet ma$ters.
Must get the precious oil….yes..yes..the precious!
Bush Sr. is heavily invested in this war. Financially!
Thank you, chicken shit Democrat collaborators.
What…. Patriot Act II will strip away most of my constitutional Rights? Better go shopping.
…reports are leaking back now, through crappy
videophone equipment, by gerbilists deeply in bedded with our troops. Details
are sketchy at this time but seem to indicate, that for some reason, many
Iraqi people are refusing to die willingly. Secretary of "Smoothing The Shit
Over", Colon Powell praised the troops intestinal fortitude and the valiant,
and brave efforts of the gerbilists in bringing this stinking-assed propaganda
to your sorry brainwashed mind.
Ashcroft fatwa: A broad can't travel alone now. And no one can travel abroad.
Bush: You remember how I used to describe Saddam Hussein's grip on the Iraqi people's throats…. Well uh uh uh, I don't know how many fingers he's got left to grip on power, but one thing is certain; everyday we tear things up here, there are fewer throats for him to grip.
Hey George. As long as you're throwing money around. I lost my fucking job over all this shit. Loan me a couple million, just till I can get back on my feet pal.
Shit…I locked my freedom in the house.
This is truly the most devious and despicable regime in the history of this country. History will not forget their sordid fucking crimes. And that goes for Saddam's regime as well.
I GOT THE POWER
Yeah man, I dig her. Condoleeza Rice is what feminism was all about yo.
Drive like your mom's in your car with you!
We think we got Saddam sir… but we're not sure which one.
Where will the children play?
Yeah this war shit sucks. Whatever. You know what really sucks though. My fucking frizzy hair. I've tried everything. Nothing works……
He started
it!
Couldn't Bush have just killed him softly with his song.
Is SARS gonna be the cool new sick excuse now or what?
I can see for miles and miles
We're going back to the sixties. But it's gonna be more psychotic and less psychedelic.
You've got to fight for your right to party.
Blacklisting's cool.
I think Bush could easily be picked up under the Patriot Act, if he didn't have such a strong alibi.
When our neighbors disappear, can we have their house?
Snitching is cool.
Dick, did you see the way those fuckers heads came off when they hit 'em with the new clever grenades? This shit is awe-fucking- some.
When will Bush let the next attack occur?